Friday, November 22, 2019

Theme to Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Rewritten As 19th Century Prose

Hark! For this is the tale of howfore
My station underwent a drastic change.
Allow me to indulge myself
And repose nearby you
As I regale you with how I gained regency of the city known as Bel Air

In Western Philedelphia (where I had resided till this point)
Upon the recreational field where I was a frequent visitor
Having a relaxing afternoon with my compatriots
And engaging in some casual sport by my university
A pair of fellows with a clearly uncouth demeanor
Began to cause a ruckus near my domicile.
The melee was brief, however my parents were beside themselves
And I was thence banished to my kin's estate in Bel Air

I summoned for transport, and a carriage arrived
With ostenatious ornaments of a peculiar fashion
I must confess I had some trepidation at this sight
But I stowed my courage and said, "With haste, to Bel-Air!"

I arrived at the manor whereabouts of suppertime
Suggesting to the carriage-driver to improve his hygiene
My gaze went to my surroundings
At last, I had arrived
And quickly held court within the Principality of Bel Air.

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